Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

I loved the Garfield comic series for as long as I can remember. Mostly I just love the idea of a sarcastic cat. Lol. Enjoy this current strip from the series. Click on it to view the larger version. ^__^