Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you!
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Women will never be equal to men! That is, until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Just For Laughs
I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you!
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Women will never be equal to men! That is, until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.