With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. "May I see the baby?" I asked. "Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first. Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the baby now?" "No, not yet," She said. After a few more minutes, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?" "No, not yet," replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?" "When he cries!" she told me. "WHEN HE CRIES???" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?" "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"
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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
"May I see the baby?" I asked.
"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," She said.
After a few more minutes, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"
"When he cries!" she told me.
"WHEN HE CRIES???" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"
"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"