Once there were two best friends, named Fred and DooDah. They were old fishing buddies, and one day headed out to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the lake, DooDah hooked a huge fish, which proceeded to pull him overboard, where he drowned a horrible watery death.

Fred was brokenhearted, since DooDah was his bestfriend. But sad as he was, he realized that he would have to tell DooDah's wife the terrible news. He thought long and hard, but just couldn't think of the right words. Finally, he took a deep breath and knocked on her door.

DooDah's wife opened the door and heard Fred start singing:

"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"