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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

This is the first time I saw Robbie Williams as a stand-up comedian. LOVED every second of it! Enjoy! ^^




Robin Williams - Live At The Met - Alcohol/Marijuana - video powered by Metacafe

Friday, July 18, 2008

I love doing pranks...but not on the receiving end! LOL! See some ingenious pranks in this funny video =P

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

I really find it amusing how Japanese people invent new gameshows in their country. This is one of their 'original' games. Human Tetris! Lol ^^

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

A man has been showing off his gigantic rabbit named Herman. The mighty bunny weighs a massive 7.7kg, and his ears are a lengthy 21cm - almost as long as most pet rabbits are tall. And he is almost 1m tall. Look at this pic or click on it to view the larger version. Wow.

Monday, July 7, 2008

I loved the Garfield comic series for as long as I can remember. Mostly I just love the idea of a sarcastic cat. Lol. Enjoy this current strip from the series. Click on it to view the larger version. ^__^

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Yep, here it is. A blog with the sole purpose of generating a smile. Life may not always give us a reason to laugh or smile especially these days but it doesn't give us a reason to frown and worry all day too! ^__^

I'll start it off with a song from one of my favorite bands, Eraserheads. It's title? With a Smile.